The how to get a shag thread #prayformetth_2014

Should just do a video.

Bound to be some Welsh slag who'd be game.

 

I have but Matth didn't ask me for advice. Anyway, you're on ignore

 

She might be 16 soon

 

Not that Matth will see it anyway.

@luvgonzo

 

Do a charity event. Each ticket costs 10p.

 

Yeah. Sucky, metths has you on ignore man.

 

#matthbullying

 

Hiag could do some magic.

Yeah be a shame if someone tagged him

 

Dont think that'll work

@Matth_2014

 

Like don't listen to you.

 

Comms link got me thinking how much I'd value my virginity if I had a chance to sell it.

At 15 (time of defloweration) I reckon anyothing over a 6/10 could've had me for 10p to 2?

Any 6 to 4s probably 10k and a blindfold.

Anything under 4 and I'd still end up shaggin Natalie G on the nature reserve floor in a cold park

 

Good advice.

 

@Hoddle Is A God you up for this ?

You could even try and set Matth up with some of your blue rinse pussy down at the local conservative club

 

Very early contender for post of the year.

 

Translated "please come back, I miss you so much and it's Valentine's Day soon."

 

That's not far behind either.

 

How about we have a whip round and just buy him a **** - having seen what he looks like in his vids he needs all the help he can get.

How much are hoes where he lives

 

Little bit nasty this.

The guy suffers with depression.

Ease off him.

 

As Tobes said, current rate is a bag of chips and a can of strong cider.

 

Are you after his virginity?