anyone seen Chris rock take on fellas getting excited when the Mrs goes away with the girls? Or was it Eddie Murphy?
Is Quavers one of your military mates? ... is that stuff common in the armed forces nowadays? ... no wonder they're getting disbanded ... supposed to be protecting the country, not flouncing around in a **** ring giving each other 'back offs' and calling each other by posh nicknames
She likes certain things that are expensive, bags, hair and makeup, holidays and the baby, she spends a lot on the baby, but mostly she's not obsessed with labels and stuff. Worth every penny though, when the baby is screaming at 3am I just roll over and she deals with her. She's ordering us a new front door today... that will be interesting.
If they’re worth it, it doesn’t matter, and she’s obviously worth it to you mate Mine loves bags as well......and diamonds ffs - my fault in fairness, as I set the bar there early on and I’ve had nowhere to go since. The bags defy logic price wise though, absolute madness. Bet she goes for grey alloy for the door
Anthracite grey actually Her bags are ridiculous, to be fair most of them are from her mum but I've bought her a few as well. She's 30 at the end of next year so she'll be wanting something special for that unbelievable achievement as well no doubt.
Don't do anything for Valentines Day, this has rubbed off on our oldest though and he thought he'd do the same. He's been warned that dropping Valentines Day is for later in life, take the girlfriend out or you're gonna get binned.
Why are you turning him into a metrosexual ****ta? I told my eldest to save his money...paying out for 8 gal can't be cheap
... I always deliver the flowers ... she's not always quite so keen to make the required recompense ... and will sometimes remind me that she can't quite remember when she actually signed up to the deal ... ... at this point you need a very convincing 'hurt and disappointed that you would doubt me' look ... I've been perfecting this over the years
a man may kiss his love goodbye the rose may kiss the butterfly the wine may kiss the crystal glass but you, dear Comm, can kiss my .....
