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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Feb 8, 2018.

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  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Where’s the village bike when she’s needed!??
     
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  2. Tobes

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    He lives in Wales mate, a bag of chips and a can of cider would suffice.
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    And if the above doesn't work Matth...

    Grab yourself an eighth of beak and get on adultwork <ok>
     
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    Libby, Feb 12, 2018
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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    Libby, Feb 12, 2018
  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    <laugh> You're not exactly a ****ing romantic, are you?
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    We should have a whip round and send meth to the dam to pop his cherry.

    He has me on ignore but could someone tell him if he gives a girl drugs the chances of her shagging him are good.

    Brave virgin
     
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  7. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Needs must, mate!...<laugh>
     
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    NSIS, Feb 12, 2018
  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Way to boost his confidence <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Feb 12, 2018
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah @Bodinki what a **** <whistle>
     
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  10. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Only speaking the truth.
    Just saying, not being a looker is no excuse, getting laid is easy, your looks only dictate the quality of the birds you are shagging, but any goofy looking **** with a penis can get laid.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I couldn't cope with life without sex or drugs, like the only two pleasurable things I do.

    #poormeth
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Speaking from experience I see.
    I still remember that picture you posted of yourself.
    :)
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Meth just needs some help mate.

    Like the date rape drug or a sexbot
     
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  14. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    <laugh>
    I was thinking more going out to a bar to meet women, or a brothel.
     
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    Bodinki, Feb 12, 2018
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Can't expect him to shag his mum ffs
     
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    Sucky, Feb 12, 2018
  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yeah keep it old skool, I get that.
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yet another reason for a sexbot.
     
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    Libby, Feb 12, 2018
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Looking like meth.<laugh>

    Reasons to buy a sexbot #2759
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Contact Pete on the politics thread.
     
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    Commachio, Feb 12, 2018
  20. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Indeed.
    I am as ****ing average looking as they come and I am not exactly confident as **** with women, and even I have a dozen women under my stairs....I mean under my belt <whistle>
     
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    Bodinki, Feb 12, 2018
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