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The First Date

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Aug 25, 2011.

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Fair enough. It's alright round our way I suppose.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 25, 2011
  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    A free hat and toy dinasour. They should be ****in grateful, bitches.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Aug 25, 2011
  3. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Well said ER.

    Did Rocket post a picture of his wife? I can remember he posted one of himself with his Rangers scarf in his house <laugh>
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Aug 25, 2011
  4. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Take her to a lap dance and make her ass work for your money <ok>
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Aug 25, 2011
  5. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    im not married yet <cry>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Aug 25, 2011
  6. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Plenty of dirty old men on here for you <ok>

    Not me though, I'm a charming young 20 year old.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Aug 25, 2011

  7. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    We know thats bullshit, your scottish for a start <laugh>
     
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    Chris-Gashead, Aug 25, 2011
  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Jen you're 21, why would you want to be married now?? <yikes>
     
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    Toby, Aug 25, 2011
  9. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Fine fine fine. I'm a little prick that has too much to say for himself.

    Happy now <wah>
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Aug 25, 2011
  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    So she's not left on the shelf, with a house full of cats and old episodes of "Murder She Wrote" to keep her company.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 25, 2011
  11. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    you'll do <ok>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Aug 25, 2011
  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Yep, that happens to every woman that's over 21 and not married, it's got nothing to do with the fact that cat-ladies are fugly and weird <ok>
     
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    Toby, Aug 25, 2011
  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    im a woman, a baby-making machine. i should be married already.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Aug 25, 2011
  14. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    This catlady aint so bad <ok>

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    Chris-Gashead, Aug 25, 2011
  15. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    a couple of years and that will be me :(
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Aug 25, 2011
  16. Toby

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    I can't even imagine being married now, let alone 5 years ago <yikes>

    Choosing who you're going to have kids with is important, you might end up with a ginger baby or being related to ER, life-ruining consequences <ok>
     
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    Toby, Aug 25, 2011
  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    You'd better get a move on yourself Toby. Do you really want to be chasing around after a toddler and putting up with sleepless nights in your 30s? Or putting up with teenagers in your 50s?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 25, 2011
  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Bigot <grr>

    As punishment you must spend the next hour staring at this picture:

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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 25, 2011
  19. Zico

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    Take her into Town for a drink.
    Talk about stuff, ask her plenty questions about herself, say something specific about her that's nice (hair, dress, tits)
    Always have eye contact.
    Ask to walk her to her train/taxi/car/motorbike/rickshaw

    Never take a burd to a Cinema on a first date.
    Eating on your first date's dodgy, unless it's just one course and it's something simple.

    Brush your teeth, use mouthwash and wash your cock.
    Take a condom.

    Good luck <ok>
     
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    Zico, Aug 25, 2011
  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'm happy with my life as it is, **** being in a serious relationship right now, I've got **** to do. When things are more sorted maybe, I'll be off to France to have my kids though, **** bringing up kids in this ****-hole of a country <ok>
     
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    Toby, Aug 25, 2011
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