Yeah, well I remember in 1970 I went to the White 'oss in Hutton Cranswick. A very good comedian kept appearing on stage with prompts getting us to name the football club. He came on with a rope with knots in it and a branch, and of course we all screamed Notts Forest! It became better though. Later on he appeared waving a bra, and we all of course shouted Bristol City!, but an old woman got the better of us all by shouting out Oldham!
Also not to forget if we had scored the penalty it would only be one nil as the whole passage of play since scoring it would have been totally different.