Article: Joey Barton phone call to agent McKay hacked! | Football, Newcastle United

Transcript of mobile call from Barton to Willie McKay Tuesday 23rd August as reported in The Sun
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JB: "Where are we with your enquiries to the top 4 clubs about taking me?
WM: Err, there's bad news. You know when I said Europe's top clubs would be clamouring to sign you? Well I lied. I only said that ****e to garner interest in the press".
JB: "So no top 4 clubs then"?
WM: "Well I did speak to Sir Alex. He's happy to give you the Michael Owen deal; a share in a racehorse and £5k a game. You'd have to sign a non-disclosure agreement as Michael did because he wanted no-one to know how desperate he was to get any deal."
JB: "Well he can stuff off, no-one else? What about Newcastle giving me a 4 year deal at lower wages"?
WM: "I called Mike Ashley to put our differences ( you calling him a useless fat piece of ****e ) aside but the number he gave me recently is unobtainable. Funny that".
JB: "What now"?
WM: "There's Sunderland. I bumped into Steve Bruce at Weight Watchers. He needs the fans back onside quickly He will give you a 1 year contract but on condition you said you'd always liked Sunderland, what a great city it was, and their free flowing style of football".
JB: "Jeez, I thought Brucie was a bit flushed at the derby game but he must be on drugs if he thinks I'm coming out with that crap. Anyone else?"
WM: "I had a call from that Chinese pub team Gazza turned out for a few year back . Turns out they're owned by the largest manufacturer of Chinese suits in the world, and the owner took a shine to your recent Ascot outfit. Apart from that QPR".
JB: "****ing QPR!!!!!! Have things got that desperate?"
WM:" In a word yes."
JB: "How can I dress this up so it doesn't look as if I'm dropping like a stone?
WM: Suggest you tweet you don't want to leave the club, you love the fans, kiss the badge, your being forced out, blah blah blah, you know the drill."
JB: "Ok , I will, so how long will QPR give me?"
WM: "3 years on same money"
JB: "Champion, when's the medical?"
WM: "Wednesday."
JB: "Hold the line Willy, I'm just signing some autograph for some bloke who's just got my tattoo on his back in a Toon top."
WM:" Ha Ha, Suggest you tell him to turn the vertical stripes horizontal and coloured blue or give him the number for the tattoo removal bloke in Westgate Road."
JB: "See you in Monaco at the weekend. Take care."

 

What is the number for the tattoo removal place on Westgate Road? I might as well get the job done while I'm still feeling brave.

 

haha. very good!!

 

You'd have thought they'd stop hacking phones after all the commotion in the last few months...risky business

 

At first i thought this was genuine. What has the world come to.

 

I wish someone would hack my phone. I've forgotten how to access voice mails.

 

Probably pin number 0000 like 99% of population!!! LOL

 

You have a Barton tattoo?????

 

Well that was a laugh to read

 

I cant believe this has been put on newsnow?

 

Me too..........and i wrote it.

 

Royalties?

 

Apparently Allardyce has just been hacked too:

"he's going to QPR? **** off. He's not going to turn down me. Not for ****ing Warnock. Everyone knows what a fantastic strategist I am. What do you mean the West Ham fans were booing last night? They said the football we played was ****e. They wouldn't recognise good football if .........." (the rest was incoherent)

 

I must have changed it at some point...