Your last request before the electric chair

My request would have to be as follows, based on a last drink, a last scoff, and a last shag.

Cod and chips

A cracking pint of Heineken

Susan Ann Sulley(The Human League fame) getting them out and me doing up the bottom.

 

Here’s mine -

A kebab

A pint of Stella

Ten mins in a locked room with Natalie Sawyer (that would be long enough, for her at least)

 

Here’s @ForestHillBilly entry -

- A haggis

- A pint of home brew that cost him 4p to make.

- A night with Nicola Sturgeon

 

A lovely bit of haddock with thick chips

Bottle of Grolsch - the biggest one they do.

A lock-in at Ann Summers with Jan Francis, Belinda Lang and Cherie Lunghi.

 

Elf, before we get a saggy tits thread...... perhaps you could ask yourself "Would I be happy if my mum/(dear departed mum) read this" prior to talking about @nal sex with Susan Ann Sulley

 

plus you have set the 100% true gent Lardi off now ...... the problem is that once @lardiman is out of his cage it's a right bugger to entice him back into it !..... he'll be wreaking havoc over Charlton social media all day now.

 

I too am (was) a big admirer of Jan Francis no idea what she looks like these days, but she was a cracker back in the 80s.

 

Stop being pompous & tell us yours

 

@SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious has PMd me, to ask me to put up his -

Last meal - Guacamole & brown rice

Last drink - sparkling mineral water

Last bunk up - a ménage a trois with Diane Abbott & Emily Thornberry

 

As a moderator I need to retain some decorum #school-of-AGFA-moderating

 

I always thought Super's love interest was Anna Sourpuss?

 

although I am pretty sure that there is some meat that has gone off in her basement?..... there is certainly a rather nasty smell coming from there!

 

I queried Sueper’s choice of Abbott & Thornberry - he said he wanted to discuss Das Kapital while they were rumping.

 

Super also like the fact that Abbott keeps on getting her facts wrong and has told everybody in the Labour Party that he has an 18" Dick

 

Abbott asked Super for a 169.

 

I wonder if Super owns one of these?

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@Ponders Revisited 3 Wishes -

Last meal - Roast beef & Yorkshire pudding

Last drink - Elderflower juice

Last bunk up - declined - a nice game of crib with Una Stubbs.

 

I'd ask to be allowed to sing just one song:

10,000,000 000 green bottles.

 

Not too sure about the above, Vol.

I'd rather go with the following:

Lamb shank with spring vegetables

A cup of Ethiopian Yirgacheffe coffee

Holding hands with my wife and children, with Elgar playing in the background

Almost worth dying for, I reckon

 

Nothing is worth dying for PEA! .......... hang on a minute ?