Firsts.

At least you made the effort .

I don't think you should have done , but from a promotion chasing aspect .....

 

First time you bought a car: 24

First time you had sex: 17/18. Not sure really.

First time you got drunk: 15/16

First time you got punched up: I've had scuffles but i've only been properly battered once. I got mugged for a tenner (the only thing in my wallet). Group of about 6. Happened when I was 21.

First time you got arrested: Never.

First time you took an illegal drug: 20.

 

So all fairly recently?

 

Why you have to blag for?

 

After spending all day in a holding pen we were given the choice of jail time or compensate the cop owner - who of course had bumped up the value of his boat !
As my mates couldn’t afford to pay I had to stump up the money.

I would like to say that we learnt a valuable life lesson and never again got in trouble - but we didn’t learn and we did get in trouble

 

Aye, i'm 24.

 

So just got your first car?

 

Well, I suppose it depends on how you answer the question.

This is the first car i've had that only I have paid for.

 

Don't get sucked into Comm's 3rd degree!

You'll be confessing to killing JFK soon!

 

I’ve never had sex or took drugs.

 

How old are you?...

 

Do you have a girlfriend Matt?

 

27 years old.

 

No.

 

Ffs, Matth, get yourself a woman, share a few toots, and then get ****ing!...

 

You've never had sex or taken drugs at 27?
Where the **** do you live? in a monastery?

I have seen your videos and I know you look inbred and sound like a crack head on withdrawals, but honestly, I have seen much more ****ed up guys than you get laid. Whats the deal Matth? Do you not go out to meet women? (Or men, depending on what your sexual preference is).

 

We can sort that out mate, you’re in the right place

 

Any girls you know that you like the look of? Wednesday is a good day to give some girl a bunch of flowers. Must be loads of daffodils in Wales this time of year, why not make some young lady's day and see what happens?

 

I doubt it to be honest.

 

Mate, trust me, all women love to be given flowers. It's totally irrational, but so are women.

At the very least you make someone's day, and what's the worst that can happen? If she's shy she might run away, but she'll still take the flowers with her. And just maybe, you'll get lucky and she'll let you take her out somewhere.