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  1. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    What age were you for these firsts in your life?

    First time you bought a car:

    First time you had sex:

    First time you got drunk:

    First time you got punched up:

    First time you got arrested:

    First time you took an illegal drug:
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Mine:


    First time you bought a car: 25

    First time you had sex: 15

    First time you got drunk: 14

    First time you got punched up: 9ish.

    First time you got arrested: 15

    First time you took an illegal drug: 15
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    First time you bought a car: 17

    First time you had sex: 17

    First time you got drunk:15

    First time you got punched up:16

    First time you got arrested: Never

    First time you took an illegal drug: 15
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    First time you bought a car: 22

    First time you had sex: 14

    First time you got drunk: **** knows, must have been young

    First time you got punched up: see above

    First time you got arrested: 12

    First time you took an illegal drug: around 14ish
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    What did you get nicked for at 12 Comm? <laugh>

    And you've never been arrested @luvgonzo?

    I've got a sudden idea on how you can improve your train thread <whistle>
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Firing an air rifle in a public place.
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Car - Ford Cortina, 17n didn't even have a driving license (like Bobby Stokes)

    Sex - can't remember how old I was, but I don't think it went very well. All sorts of booze, rubber johnny, are you in yet? shennanigans. She was a lovely girl though, probably a grandmother ten times over by now.

    Got drunk - a few years before I first had sex

    Punched up - Got seven bells kicked out of me at a youth club disco in Millbrook, there was at least 9 of em and my mates scarpered. Must have been about 14.

    Got arrested - probably the first time I got drunk. Took me years to learn not to be mouthy with cozzers.

    Illegal drug - things were different in the 70's. After about a dozen attempts to smoke bay leaves, oregano etc, my mate finally got hold of a 1/4 of red leb for about six quid, & we got completely spannered in a graveyard near Southampton common. Bout 16 I reckon.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh> wrong erbs
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Walked through there the first time I tried LSD... Was interesting <laugh>


    Great response btw <applause>
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    First time you bought a car: 19 years old, it was a Fiat Uno

    First time you had sex: 16 years old, girl from 6th form who sadly is now dead.<rose>

    First time you got drunk: 14 years old, there was a neighbour on an adjoining street who brewed his own beer. We went over the fence and opened his shed and nicked a few bottles and got obliterated. I still have the scar on my top lip from falling over to show for it.

    First time you got punched up: The only time I've been battered was at a nightclub in Chertsey, The Chertsey Lock I think @Stan, a bouncer floored me for being lairey and I woke up being carted to A&E. Think I was 20.

    First time you got arrested: Nicking a shower cap in Boots, Market Street Manchester aged 13.

    First time you took an illegal drug; sixteen I think. Marijuana.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Closest I got was in the old cop cars, I was bundled into the back as a teenager I shuffled across the backseat and got out the other side and legged it.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Why were you upsetting the posh people of surrey/
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    First time you bought a car: 17

    First time you had sex: 15

    First time you got drunk: 17 as in well gone

    First time you got punched up: 14, I did get my own back 8 years later

    First time you got arrested: never, Im not that big a twat <laugh>

    First time you took an illegal drug: 18 was an E tab at an illegal rave in 88
     
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  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Not really, that place if I recall right was a right **** hole!

    Last thing I remember was hearing the theme from S'Express by S Express (Mark Moore).
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I lived in Chertsey for a while<laugh>
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I had you down as posting from a cell.
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    So you are 47 or 48.
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    First time you bought a car: 13

    First time you had sex: 10

    First time you got drunk:7

    First time you got punched up: never

    First time you got arrested: 4

    First time you took an illegal drug: 3
     
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  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    I meant the club itself!

    You should be familiar with the Chertsey Lock then?
     
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