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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    She must be bald, gotta be a shaver - surely?
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I paid £15.00 to have a cut throat shave in Dorset , Twat finished off with a Gillette Razor siting health and safety !
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You can cancel and then reactivate anytime though so it's whenever you want them really.
     
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  4. Skylarker

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    I didn't really get poo engraved on it - that's just childish <whistle>
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Tit?
     
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  6. BobbyD

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    nah, skys more of a BUM man
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Nah I went with Jon - now I just need to find a Jon to sell it to for £20.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I'm sure there is a Jon on here. But that **** @brb deleted the thread about names.
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    It's Bod <ok>

    He thinks he's Jon from Game of Thrones.
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Ffs, don't sell Bod a razor.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    A blind man is to become the first person in the UK to get a guide horse, because he is scared of dogs.

    Mohammed Salim Patel, 23, has a degenerative condition called Retinitis Pigmentosa, and had given up hope of having a guide animal as he has a phobia of dogs.

    But in a couple of years he'll have his own miniature horse to help him around the streets of his hometown Blackburn, in Lancashire.

    Digby, an eight-month-old American miniature horse, is being trained for Mr Patel by Katy Smith, from Northallerton in North Yorkshire.

    His training will take another couple of years but Digby will be able to help his owner in much the same way as a guide dog.

    "I have always loved horses but it is good to see the benefits for people who are visually impaired," Mr Patel told the Lancashire Telegraph.

    "He needs to get used to being out and about in Blackburn.

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    "I also think I will have to give myself an extra hour to try to get around my daily routine as people will all want to come and see it and touch it."

    Horses have a longer lifespan than dogs, living to be between 45 and 50 years old, which some have argued makes them a more appropriate lifelong companion for blind people.

    Ms Smith, who runs KL Pony Therapy, said: "You may have to have two or three guide dogs and then you have to think about the emotional bond to them.

    "Another thing is that people may have an allergy, phobia or for health reasons and it is a choice for people."

    She added that Digby wears nappies and is toilet trained.

    Mr Patel told The Guardian that despite only having met Digby once before their last training session in Blackburn, his future furry companion remembered him well.
     
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    She added that Digby wears nappies and is toilet trained.

    A horse wearing a nappy<laugh>
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I hate to be a **** but if he's blind can't they just tell him it's a horse but give him a dog?
     
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  14. Commachio

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    <laugh>

    the bark might be a bit of a giveaway like
     
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  15. Number 1 Jasper

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    If they told him it was a Shetland Pony , and Gave him a Great Dane , that might work !
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    Lol Sky been done like a kipper all afternoon.

    Man bag should be with you by Friday, I put some Rizla in it for you fam <ok>
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Scousers on here trying to blag money off razor blades. Never change that lot <doh>
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Just lie to them.

    'why is that horse barking?'

    'its a special horse, we've been over this'

    'are you sure its a not a dog?'

    'mate trust me it's not, who's the only one here who can see? Exactly.'

    Job done.
     
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  19. Burly Hurley

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    Oops sorry mate. Was getting off the train and ****ed up.

    I just use the hydro 5 blades.

    I must have skin like leather, coz I could shave with a jagged rock and I'd never get any skin problems.

    Thats why I never use oils or soap or gel.

    Don't need them.
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'll pm you a link I think you'll prefer this.
     
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