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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Nope 2.
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    How much?

    Do they get you high?
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    This is my patch ****er.
     
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  4. BobbyD

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    cool send me a link with your name on it
     
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  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Just your finest cow good Sir.








    And some Chewits.
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    And if you take around 30 of them.

    So a friend told me :bandit:
     
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  7. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>

    Worst thing about this is reading through it sounds pretty good tbh.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Says a lot that Sky Has my name but I won't tell you. :biggrin:
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    It is good. £4 for that razor and 6 blades. Bargain.
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Cracks me up that luvvy shared a pic with his name on here <rofl>


    Reminds me of a mistake @Skylarker made recently <whistle>
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    It does look a nice razor tbf... I never buy new blades as it pisses me off so end up buying new razors all the time.
     
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  12. Skylarker

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    Exactly. Worst case scenario - I never use the razor, I'm £4 lighter but Luvvy saves a tenner.

    **** it, mainly did it to save Luvvy a tenner tbh.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I don't really Care and don't really do Facebook etc. Not going to plaster it all over the place but I'll send you the link if you fancy it?
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    Yeah well that mistake is private :bandit:
     
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  15. Skylarker

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    Do it mate, save Luvvy another tenner. I won't need a tenner off as I'm cancelling.
     
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  16. luvgonzo

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    That is why I do this. If I buy a Mach whatever next time I go they don't have the blades and I buy a new razor.
    With this they send me the blades.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    poowatch<laugh>


    A suspected drug dealer who hid a stash of Class A drugs inside his body when he was arrested has been in custody for three weeks because he refuses to go to the toilet, police have said.

    Essex Police's Operation Raptor West unit arrested the man - thought to be from a London gang - on 16 January, and charged him with two counts of intent to supply the drugs.

    Chelmsford Magistrates' Court granted the force permission to keep him in detention until he revealed the goods, initially for 190 hours, but officers say he refused to eat or accept that he would not be released until he went to the loo.

    "#Howlongcanyougo," tweeted the @OpRaptorWest account, as day four approached.

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    Image:Officers made the arrest in mid-January. Pic: @OpRaptorWest
    Once the suspect had spent a week in a cell, the force had to return to court to request further custody time.

    "The one person preventing this from being resulted is the defendant himself," said the prosecution.

    Another six days went by without any sign of an update on what by then had been dubbed "#PooWatch", with the suspect also refusing to consent to a doctor removing the drugs from his body.

    On day 16, police were back in court to request another week of custody, which again was granted.

    But by day 19, officers appeared to be growing increasingly frustrated, with @OpRaptorWest tweeting: "Male doesn't seem to understand that eventually he will need/have to go."

    On Tuesday, with thousands of followers having waited with bated breath, they tweeted: "Day 20 is coming to an end and still no movement, sorry for the delay in updates the team are busy covering this and other ongoing investigations #opraptor #PooWatch."
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    Luvvy - please remind me to cancel in about a week's time <laugh>

    I'm bound to ****ing forget.
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    For now <whistle>
     
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  20. BobbyD

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    you gave me a misson - i already have it narrowed down to 5 names but in reality maybe 3 names. haha
     
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