Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Oracle Enterprise Performance - high class **** buddies!

 

If he bottles the bets again, then he has to carry the 'NOT 606 BIGGEST WELCHER' tag of shame in his sig
@Spurlock's rules

 

which one do you think is a **** buddy app? Mostly work apps. Annoying that I crop the pic to get rid of them and they come back when I save as a picture. Stared at it for 10 mins to make sure I am not sharing anything I don't want to!

 

Some of us have extraordinary internet abilities but your secret is safe with me.

 

Tell me about these abilities? Do you know what I'm doing right now for example?

 

I used the snipping tool to post mine while blanking out my name and reference number.

 

I said computing abilities not home surveillance but I reckon you're having a **** tugging your willy...I'm right aren't I.

 

wrong.

What 'computing abilities' do you have mate? That's other than finding free dick sites.

 

Well I'm obviously very good as I'm talking to the biggest dick now.

 

Put your phone down then, leaving the poor bloke waiting ffs.

 

Frankly mate I'm disappointed with your banter today as that was a poor reply. Are you wearing a Spurs shirt or something?

 

No.

 

Swimming lesson cancelled ?


#divingbatards

 

I was right with the having a **** though wasn't I.

 

No. not been for 3 days, getting a bit heavy blud.

 

I can swim, not dived for a while though. Might pop to North London when next in town to have a go.

Do they only do diving in North London, can't see anywhere else that's promoting it?

 

Not sure mate but i can tell you its a dive of a place for sure.

 

You need to get the Spud that ran off with your Missus over here, outa your system

 

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