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  1. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    The first modern Briton had “dark to black” skin, groundbreaking new analysis of his 10,000-year-old remains has revealed.

    Britain’s oldest complete skeleton, known as Cheddar Man, was unearthed more than a century ago in Gough’s Cave in Somerset.

    But an unprecedented examination of his DNA, along with a facial reconstruction of the fossil, shows the young man would have had a darker complexion than previously thought, along with blue eyes and dark, curly hair.

    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/ukne...-by-pioneering-research/ar-BBIN09l?li=BBoPWjQ



    Some people are not going to like this.
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Grove will be fuming at this. He's accidentally been having sex with black women that look white.

    PS: Wid ye?
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Explains a lot
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well that would explain my large penis and excellent dance moves.
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Kanye Swim?
     
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  6. GroveRanger

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    Not sure about the assertion that Cheese Man had blue eyes though

    https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/01/080130170343.htm

    Chances are the skin colouring and hair is correct but more than likely to have had brown eyes. If I recall correctly the genetic mutation that resulted in blue eyes started in what is now modern day Spain and coincided with expansion into northern Europe.

    If we are meant to be black then where is by big dick? Hardly fair that trading up to white skin means I get left with a dinky todger.
     
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    Your ancestors were probably Viatnemese.
     
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    As opposed to Vietnamese? Don't worry, me love you long time.
     
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    ^^^^

    Me no likey,
     
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    This is great news, now I can call my black friends ******s without being acused of being racist.


    Yaaaaaaassssssssss<party>
     
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  11. GroveRanger

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    You too buku.

     
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    Blue eyes are supposed to be a mutation iirc
     
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    You're a mutation imho.
     
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    I don't understand why this is a shock to anyone that understands even the tiniest bit of evolution.
     
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    Britain First are claiming he's an ex-pat who had just returned from Spain with a good suntan.
     
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  16. GroveRanger

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    This is GC, not everyone here even believes in evolution. Dinosaurs are fake, we were put here by a race of super-beings, the world is only 6000 years old, the usual "internet says it so I believe it" drivel.
     
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    Looks like Bobcat Goldthwaite with a tan.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I didn't come from no fish, if that's what you mean
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    He looks like he's spent 5 years in Ibiza without sleep, tbf.
     
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