Off Topic The Burly Arms

The country is depraved off physical jobs Industries are shot to ****. Everyone does office jobs. Hence the need for gyms and drinking ****y cocktails, and eating celery sandwiches, and going to a ****fest coffee shop.

 

back in a bit, some bird on pornhub called Claudia Bavel and spliff making time, in the other order than typed....

btw she looks like gal gadot if she was picked up in a park and up for a bit of friendly prostutution wink wink vid clue wink wink

 

Really nervous about today. If it goes well, fantastic. If it goes the other way then I can see me ending up in the Tyne.

One of the biggest days of my life.

Love to you all x

 

Is this to do with selling your business or are you going to see a prossie to pop your cherry?

 

Just had my ears vacuumed. I can hear the waves cascading and the seaside is over 50 miles away.

 

Good luck bro.

 

Yeah good luck man. If you end up with concrete boots at the bottom of the Tyne, can I have your Gummie bears ?

 

It's 2.20pm....I've got my News24 App open....hope you're alive

 

I didn't end up in the Tyne

 

Come on then... spit.

 

Huckkkk tooo

 

Huck you too motherhucker

 

I've had scars on my chest for the last decade and I've always been unbelievably self conscious about them. I wouldn't take me top off in public sort of thing. They are that bad. I went for a tattoo today of Skye to get them covered over but the guy warned me when I went to see him that tattooing over scar tissue comes with dangers and big risks. He even said the dog could end up bong eyed. I went for it though and if it ****ed, I would have been in the **** big time. It's come out alright though, I'm really happy with it.

 

Glad to hear that mate

 

Cheers mate. Appreciate it. I've got her slap bang in the centre of my chest and I'll be going back in a few month to get my full chest covered

 

What tattoo did you get mate?

 

I got my dog mate. That's just the start of it though. I want something around it so my full chest is covered

 

Cool, got a few discreet ones.

 

That's good mate. Glad it's worked out for you. I'm thinking of getting some ink soon. I usually talk myself out of it though.

 

Can't be on your arse then...half of Thailand probably knows that