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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    it might be morata
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Any update on this mate ?
     
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  3. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Had to login and reply to this lol lol, you my mate are ****ing star, on crazy ****er lol lol but one in a million.. well done sir..<ok>
     
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  4. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Cheers Joe, and it's great to hear from you again. The house was up in Darras Hall, absolutely beautiful place. Them folk have serious money.

    My mate was waiting in the car and we expected me to be in and out after being found out. My brother has a bald head and I've got hair, although our faces are alike. I said I'd shaved it off before a holiday and kept blagging it until he believed it was me on the photo. My mate said he was in stitches when he could see me stretching and covering my eye over to do the eye test <laugh>
     
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  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Rattled like **** you are..paranoid Kant...do you want me to cancel our bet? No hard feelings?

    Gawd I've never known anyone to crumble like you
     
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  6. Commachio

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    <laugh>.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Spartacus, blood and sand..Epic as always.
     
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  8. BobbyD

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    eh eh you boys have a deal on no backing out :p
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    True, but I worry for Sucky's sanity
     
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  10. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Nothing at all its ****ing odd man i called a mate who live near west ken station and he heard it and said own words before i spoke "loud bangs like bombs" he saw no flashes but wasnt looking out.

    also called the mrs who at her sisters near wandsworth bridge road and she said she heard "loud bangs" no flashes cos shes fukin dead from the eyes in and wouldnt see a rhino in a room after a joint so i dont expect much (banger tho) not some fat munter with low self esteem like @Spurlock likes the predator <laugh><cheers>

    everyone in my gaff heard that ****, but theres **** all on news or twatter i can find so obviously some alien rothschild shizz probz

    all in my gaff looked staright over to the chavs ground cos they sounded like bombs, we have an irish here to concur.

    100 odd as feck:bandit:
     
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  11. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    What you do for love eh, like I said, you are one in a million, probably one of the most genuinely honest lads around and as funny as **** <laugh><ok>

    Stay cool mate and never ever change..luv to you and the family..
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    Sleep it off mate

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Silence of the lambs..again.

    one of the great movies.
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    yeah really mate that could've been inappropriate as **** that if some bombs did go off ****in ell like
    tbh comm bit far that mate.





    youre lucky it wasnt something serious like morata<laugh> or youd be bullied off the board like.... god rest his soul @Hoddle Is A God
    you live in some village no **** would know got bombed if ya dropped a nike on it "probably" and i live near the ****ing chavs!! im sure you understand my caution as explosions at games has happened recently and no ****er likes a chav. @BobbyD alright though <laugh>

    anyway thats like the (funny enough) 5th time youve offered me a way out, each time youve been below us.
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    nope unless a cash or cocaine fine is willing to be paid, for stress caused etc :emoticon-0102-bigsm
    do you ****, but :emoticon-0150-hands<laugh>
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Stop bleating.
     
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  16. Sucky

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    fack aff youre just annoyed there was no bombs ya **** <laugh>
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    im doing the night shift with @Commachio and whoever else has f all to do tomorrow and no shag for the night, #reasonstobuyasexbot #2477
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Ha. I do work. But it's a physical job. It allows me to eat and drink what i like, and burns those calories<laugh>

    No gyms or weightwatchers for this northern monkey.
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Good evening all .

    Can’t sleep of Dorset here .
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    ill be straight with ya comm cos ive typed a lot in half hour ill copy yours and make it mine saves forearm energy for later when i get my porn on.

    I do work too and in no way imply anyone on here regardless of hour kept are or is of or in any way an indication or confirmation of or not of being unemployed etc etc.

    my particular plantation is a metal works factory, its a 20%physical job.and 60% driving a forkift like its mario kart, the rest of the % i try to work on my maths

    i can eat and drink what i like, no idea what even close to fat feels like (hence why @sprlock gets any at all, cos i have a phobia of massive birds) but id say i burn those calories mainly by sex and drugs and a strict coffee and fruit monday, pig tuesday, pasta and beef wenesday, pot noodle & tuna thurdays diet regime.

    fri sat and sun are starvation, sleep deprivation and cocaine days<laugh>

    No gyms or weightwatchers for this lazy ****er
     
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