hors d'oeuvre

^^^ He has a point,I know plenty who'd have a couple of starters and no main.

 

I'm quite fond of a big bowl of mussels.

 

pooves and women?

 

Aye,the missus does it

 

You can always sort out a ChIndian take away where you get all the starters from the Chinky and then get your mains from the Indian. Best of both imho as the mains from the Chinese are always a bit dull.

 

You've been in Spain a few years now,do you like gazpacho/tapas?

 

Tapas are generally ****ing brilliant. Gazpacho, I´m not so keen on unless I heat it up in the microwave, cold soup doesn´t do it for me at all

 

Tapas is ok so is Mezes

 

What kind of massive spastic do you need to be to eat in an all you can eat Chinese?

Brexit voters no doubt (ironic)

 

Writes for 8 out of 10 cats .^^

 

Hurgh Hurgh hurgh hurgh huuuuuuurgh


That’s me laughing like Jimmy Carr ^^

 

Mussels would always be my preferred option for starters if they are available .

 

Yaaaaaassssssssss

 

Red wine.

 

That is not an hors d'oeuvre

 

It's a start.

 

You ever had smoked mussels? ****ing lovely they are

 

Got avocado toast on Saturday and Julie got tempura prawns.

Both were to die for.

 

**** me, are those the starters from your local Wetherspoons?

ENGLISH SCUM

 

M8 DID U N THE WEE BHOYS TRY THE SPICEY SUASAGE