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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. BobbyD

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    what you on about. You got comm and his **** threads to look forward to for the next 7 nights
     
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  2. Sucky

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    i hope you googled that

    otherwise wtf o_O<laugh>
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    My four year old daughter is into snails and she found it out from her big book of bugs :)
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    oh well thats fine then.

    shes the weirdo not you <laugh>
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Did you know that woodlice piss by evaporating it out of their shells ?
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Can you eat them
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Probably. Doubt they are as tasty as Locusts though.
     
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  8. Sucky

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    why would you wana eat piss you drink enough of it <laugh>
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Nah I'm not on nights so normally tucked up in bed when Comm starts with those.
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Anyone remember this?

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    Chris Kirkland is the gk.
     
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  11. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Been steady away of late, got a lot of tests coming up again, the 3 monthly review..

    Just watched 'Nothing to Declare' with my daughter, incredible what people try to get through customs, especially in OZ..

    Take care all, live each day with a smile, it's the best thing you can give to those around you..<ok>
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    ****ing Hell, that's nasty.

    Remember the one at Celtic when the Keeper got brushed by a fan and went down like a sack of **** ? Was it against Barca ?
     
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  13. PINKIE

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    God bless you all Joe <ok>
     
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  14. Sucky

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    left a nights job 2weeks ago, decent dosh but fecking really makes you become a social hermit, well me anyway lol
     
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    Good move mate. Night work ****s with your body clock and is terrible for your long term health.
     
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  16. Sucky

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    i need some hippity hop beats mate - old skool esqe - no trap or timbaland speed beats if you would like to point me some im sure ill be pleased, being as were paak bros and ting

    writing some bars for a funeral
     
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  17. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I've just got back from a medical. My brother is going off-shore, he's an advanced scaffy. He's been hammering the cocaine so knew he was going to fail.

    I took his driving licence in and somehow blagged that it was actually me. Went through the 45 minute medical and actually passed, I've come away with his certificate. He's off to Brunei in 10 days, 2 grand a week. Not bad. He owes me a ****ing big treat for this one. His mates were weak, they've never known anything like it. A couple of times, I thought I was caught out. He's a lucky ****er.
     
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  18. Sucky

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    im weird in the way if i work days i honestly can have 4 hrs sleep and do that all week with no fatigue, but on nights ill do a 12 hour shift get home and sleep for 6/8hrs and be knackered

    odd but true
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

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    Saffy and Scaffy <ok>
     
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  20. Sucky

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    i live 5mins from stampford bridge and just heard 4 really loud bangs just now- worrying bangs - and a 5th as i write, hope its not a ****ing terror thing

    edit another two massive bangs and flashes from **** knows where
    like thunder level flash and bang - im stoned and i swear im paranoid af now wtf
     
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