Is Garth Crooks the most clueless tw@ in football journalism?

last time I played in goal - a very long time ago - I let in 7. A thing like that scars you for life.

 

Are you Eric Martin by any chance?....

 

... thank fcuk they took you off at half time ...

 

Last time I played in goal I got sent off!..

 

A mate of mine got sent off after being booked playing in goal, when the ref asked him what his name was he said "Peter Shelton" (real name!)...

 

Can’t remember how I got talked into playing in goal, but I think the regular kid was injured.

Anyway, I went up to go for a corner and this big gangly ****er stuck his elbow into my face. So, I chinned him, and that was the end of my goalkeeping career!

 

Sol Campbell should be a pundit

 

Sol Campbell should be strung up by the balls....greedy Tory c*nt....

 

Or that.

 

That actually made me laugh out loud.

 

Lawrenson is a complete ****

 

Yes he is, also the one on tv is a **** to.

 

Smooth Comm, smooth.

 

I don't have a TV so I meant the other one.

 

Did Spurly give you permission to post his mugshot?

 

Lawrenson for me - cannot stand him. I really like Nevin - and think Sounds is probably the best there is.

 

I think Rio is definately the best pundit on the tele at the moment. Everything he says just makes a lot of sense to me, and he's very good at speaking and getting his point across. I think he's really been a revelation as a pundit in all honesty.

As far as the bad ones go, there are far to many to mention.

 

Jenas is the best imo.

 

Roy Keane is a great pundit...no messing about and doesn't over elaborate like Thierry Henry who acts like a poncy art teacher explaining the next project to his pupils

Jamie Redknapp is a wasteman..clueless cocksucker

When the tournaments are on I enjoy listening to Seedorf and Gullit when they get a gig

 

On the subject of tournaments I really liked Bilic at the Euros. Hope he's around for world cup too.