Off Topic Deli Ali receives coveted award.

The Ashley ~Young award has been handed to Dele Ali after a great season of diving.

Tom Daley is said to be very proud of the young cock's exploits this year in the premier leagues diving charts.

Some might say hes dived right into the record books with this latest award.

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Lets look back and see how he has gone from young starlet to dodgy diving demigod....

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The Two kings themselves having a well mannered discussion on who is the better diver

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also finds the time to dive into tackles too! is there anything this lad cant do?

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Dele stamping his authority on another game here

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Well done Dele

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he's worth 200m for a reason doncha know

 

he probably is worth that at least, world class diver, i calculated for the 983 dives hes done this year hes only been booked for 2 of them. that is 200m talent mate

 

He needs to cut that **** out. He’s not a kid anymore.

Still got a long way to go before he can match Young’s ‘illustrious’ record.

 

THE SPUDS WONT LIKE THIS.......

NOT ONE BIT.

 

OF course not in terms of career ratios, he would need another 3 years art least to hit Young numbers, but theres undoubtedly a new kid on the block and that kid is Dele

 

Young's a half of famer for sure in the diving stakes.

Of recent years though, Young's retired whereas Alli is doing his best to show the world just how good he is at imitating young

 

Young in his heyday...

 

It was poor.

He's a good player but a bit of a ****.

 

I have high hopes for him.

At this rate I reckon he could single-handedly out dive
the record of the entire Poool 2013-14 squad.

 

to be fair, i'm not sure Alli is that good.

Starfish Stevey, Sturridge, Sterling and Suarez, the 4S diving combo is hard to beat.

However if you add in Harry, Lolmela and Son we might be onto something

 

As a great man once (might have) said :

It is better to fail diving high than succeed diving low. ...

 

Just seen this thread....Sucky really is rattled. If you didn't feel a sense of entitlement just because you was at Anfield, you might not have taken the draw that badly

 

At least Alli knows when to dive...imagine diving at the wrong time

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Deli Alli is a ****ing cheat. Ref's need to start banning that **** to stop his week in week out ****.

 

I'm very much shocked that on this thread of celebration you would bring it down to something about entitlement and Anfield or something.

lets keep it on topic yeah mate

 

would that include or exclude all the "elite club pens" given? how many is that worth a year again?

 

Spurlock was merely illustrating that is the type of dive
you wish would happen to a Spurs player when the
Poool play them.

 

You tot up the figures for the Poool 2013-14 season,
and we'll say to Dele Alli : here is your target come May.

 

This is spot on.

Great combo, could do the whole range from the classic Swan, through to the triple roll with added agony whilst desperately clutching the leg.

They had extra ‘bite’ as a bonus too!...