I'd like to denounce people from the Isle of Man. There's no need for them, or indeed their island. If there are any on here, **** off you weirdos and go play with your tailless cats, three-legged flags and stupid overrated motorways.
I'd like to denounce Berwick-upon-Tweed. They've fraternized too long with the Scotch, now they can **** off and eat sheep guts with them as far as I'm concerned. They've betrayed the North.