Rangers v Celtic

To be fair I do like a drink but don't think I'm quite an alcoholic yet.
I've never hit a women unless she wanted it it during a sex game.
I can reed and rite ok mostly

 

* woman

 

*killed

 

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How is Mrs Gas these days? I miss the biscuits.

 

No sorry that doesn’t mean guilty of murder.

 

You need to watch your sugar intake m8

 

You always burn off a lot of calories shagging Mrs Gas. She's some woman. All 24 stone of her.

 

Aye stone the fat bitch pmsl


****, Jip delete this post please.

 

Ethel letting Walter come save Scotland?

 

She's not a pound over 9 stone you cheeky ****

But she's fine m7 thanks for asking.

 

I hope this isn't true, we'd be as well asking Craig Brown if he's interested.

 

True. But she's only 4ft 8.

 

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/inside-100k-auction-chanel-bags-11972409

Seized designer goods worth £100,000 have been sold at auction to pay back the victims of a Glasgow crime couple.

Designer goods such as Prada handbags, Cartier watches and Christian Louboutin shoes were sold for a bargain under the hammer at the unserved government auction.


Bargains galore @The Chaser

 

still gets them riled.

Let it go, m8. Let it go.

 

Walter Smith's a senile old **** who doesn't know what year it is. He's a shoo-in for the Scotland job.

 

So you'd have him as Scotland manager?

 

If I was a tartan tranny yes.

Couldn’t care less who gets the job in reality tho.

 

I don't want him back because he walked out on the job last time and the way things are going he could end up walking out again when Super Murts gets the bullet.

 

Do you like those lemons?