Off Topic Insults, quips,

Best put down I've seen is my uncle to my cousin.

My cousin kept mugging him off while we were playing cards at Christmas about five years ago, my uncle had enough and finished him with "don't know why you're piping up you prick, you were stale semen".

 

'A wee club in the north east'


Sir Alex Ferguson referencing them horse punching, Greggs munching, bed sheet waving chavs.

 

Bang bang. Good old SAF.

 

Aye, that was one of his better ones/

I'm getting my first tat on Tuesday. A full chest piece. Pain rating?

 

Not too bad, bit tender around the nipples

Thats a big piece for your first one.

Dont forget pics mate.

 

I've never done things by half. I'm getting Skye tattooed on me and I'll go back to get it incorporated into some sort of design that stretches half way down my arms. I wanted to get something personal to me and not just a generic design.

I've got loads of scars on my chest and I want them hidden. The tattooist has warned me I'm taking a big risk and it might not come out the way I'm hoping for.

 

Scar tissue maybe a bit off a problem. But tattooists are fantastic these days.

I stopped at the elbows also.

The underneath your arms is a tad tender mind.

 

I'm worried. These are big scars that you can feel.

He said my dog might end up bong eyed

 

Why not get the dog on your arm, and work inwards?

 

He suggested getting the dog on either side of my chest, but I want it in the middle. It'll look better there, if it ****s up, I honestly don't think I'll have any option but to just colour in my chest black or summit. Scary **** but I'm sick of feeling self conscious when I take my top off

 

Why take any chances? Sounds like your tattooist is talking sense.

 

Because once it's on, it's on for life. I don't want something I've only went half hearted with.

You're ****ing starting to make me doubt it now mate

 

It's your choice mate, just your tattooist could probably work around the scars a bit easier with something not as tricky as a portrait.

The dog will still be the main feature wherever it is, as it'll be the biggest piece.

 

Yeah, I've just been reading up on it even more.

I'll sleep on it mate, I might get it on my tit now.

 

I popped into a tattoo shop last week about a cover up on one side of the chest. they advised laser first, as its to dark.

The dog can be the main part on one side of a chest piece. Then think off something else to compliment it on the other side..

Pick a theme, and stick with it. Don't mish mash.