The BBC Sport website has a picture of Van Dijk, to introduce their coverage of Liverpool v Spurs. The combination of Virgil's goatee beard, his dodgy choice of hairstyle (is it a perm? one for Fran) and his red top makes him look like a Star Trek actor. Probably the one who appears at the start of an episode, gets killed by a Klingon (or a Romulan, I'm not fussy), then is never mentioned again. (It's life, Jim, but not as we know it)
A mass brawl would be good this afternoon, with Mane, Virgil Van Lovren and Salah getting reds for violent conduct. A few injuries here and there would help too.
Oh I want VVD and Lovren to play next week. I love a pantomime villain, and it’ll make the crowd noisy. Mané is a bit rubbish at the moment too.
But you know he'd find form next week, the curse of the ex player scoring against you and all that superstitious nonsense. I want Lovren to play, just not the other ****er. I might have confused the issue by calling him Virgil Van Lovren, which is childish I know, but it makes me smile
Think Beef said Bertrand is guaranteed to go in the summer, it’s why he is knuckling down and not kicking up a fuss.
