Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

... will finish above them ... we were very unlucky today and seem to have unearthed another gem in Diabate ..

Anyway you should be concerning yourself more with the likes of little Coventry... even if they don't get promoted

 

Not really an endearing character is he? ...

 

Why? i know we are are ****.

But you proclaim the best out of the top 6.

 

No that would be Man City currently ... what I said is that we have the best squad outside the top 6 ... which is what I stand by ... it's why we are in a position to lend a £29 million pound centre forward to one of our less fortunate north east compatriots .
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yet get a draw with swansea.. fantastic.

 

... I know you live in an alternative universe but the Swans are unbeaten in 7 now and have beaten two of the top 6 in their previous 2 league games ... they were rather lucky to get a point today ...

Anyway, I get the feeling that you are on your period and I can't be arsed to keep this going too long so let's wrap it up with a £10 charity bet ... I will bet you that we will finish no lower than seventh ... if Burnley finish above us and we do finish lower than seventh I'll even double that ... all proceeds to charity ... are we on?

 

Can i have the shorter version,

 

Class mate, hopefully he stays fit.

 

And Man City got held by Burnley, Swansea beat Arsenal and Liverpool so what’s your point? In fact by your logic, as we drew with them and Liverpool and Arsenal lost to them, does that make us better than Liverpool and Arsenal? (Note for the more sensitive soles on here, I am not actually saying that we are better than either of them clubs)

 

Allardyce, what a prize twat.

Fat headed biff blew that game with the selection, back shuffling tosser.

Roll on May.

 

Who do you want in the Summer Tobes?

 

Dunno mate, but I want him gone, he’s not an Everton manager, he was a desperate acquisition.

 

Yeah was only ever a temporary appointment for sure... really can't see him being there beyond the Summer.

 

Complete guesswork but would make sense to bin him off in the Summer and get Silva in now he’s free. I reckon it’s already arranged.

 

Wouldn’t surprise me, but his stock fell dramatically after we tried to poach him. We’ve saved the £10m release fee though, which he can use to pay up Fat Sam and his army of backroom bobble heads from his remaining 12 months in May.

 

No chance he’ll still be there past May mate. He’s as popular as a yeast infection.

 

Hopefully it might give us a chance of a first win at Goodison in donkeys if he knows he's off by that point.

 

The fact that he chucked the entire playing staff under the bus yesterday doesn’t bode well for the remainder of the season. They’ve got plenty of recent history of downing tools, we need to get to 40 points pronto, then I couldn’t care less tbh.

 

Got a bad feeling Spurs will beat us today. I don't usually predict a loss but for some reason I'm not confident at all. 2-1.

Working from 10 so unless it's quiet I can't even watch the game ffs.

 

You'll be absolutely fine mate... pick up the odd win here and there and will probably finish 9th or 10th. We travel to you on the penultimate day so your last home game and might be needing a result with City on the last day.

That offer of a pint still going?