If you became a millionaire...

Piskie really should know better, if me and tel's online

 

**** you then. That's your Quinoa bake going in the bin you ungrateful ****.

 

i actually had to google what the **** that was. Probably best off in the bin.

 

My thoughts exactly.

Cook on low heat for 4-5 hours then volley into the street out of your front door.

 

I was wondering who would be the first to post that

 

Poor piskie chasing after it wearing his pinny.

 

Think of the poor hippies who didn't wash for 3 weeks slaving in the Quinoa fields to bring you that bake.

 

Probably feminist hippies. So **** em.

 

Hairy armpits don't turn you on ?

 

no ffs

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Maybe they are her pet Tarantulas ?

 

someone probably wid..

 

@NowsufferinginSpain

 

Piskie has been PM'ing me all week trying to get me to sign up to weekly subscriptions of tofu and beetroot burgers and non-alcoholic onion beer.

 

£85m tonight on the Euromillions I hear.

If I win, I'll pay all your mortgages off.









Now where do I buy a ticket in the middle of nowhere?

 

He probably knows john cardew then.

 

Business partners.

I'm just about to watch dead pool again now.

 

The onion beer farts can clear a whole room mate. Don't knock it until you've tried it

 

4 cans of Becks Vier for tonight. **** knows what vier is but it tastes ok.