If you’re driving in today, please do flick on to your local BBC radio station around 16:40 - Fable’s Track, Silence Myself, is the BBC Introducing Track Of The Day.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-42887063 A couple of detectorists thought they had found a haul of Roman gold coins worth thousands. Shame they didn't realise that where they found them had been used to shoot the TV series, The Detectorists. Just a prop buried by a plough in a film sequence.
An old lady was throwing a party for her grandson and had gone all out. A caterer, music band and a hired clown.Just before the party started, two idle guys showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the idlers,the old lady told them that she would give them a meal if they will help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, they headed to the rear of the house. The guests arrived and all was going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown hadn’t shown up. After a half and hour, the clown finally phoned to say that he was stuck in traffic and would probably not make the party at all. Old lady was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain the children herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of the idlers doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he swung from tree branches, did mid-air flips, and leaped high in the air. She spoke to the other idler and said, “What your friend is doing is absolutely fantastic. I have never seen such a thing like this. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him fifty dollars!” The other idler says, “Well, I dunno ma’am.Let me ask him.” “Hey Charlie! Would you chop off another toe for fifty bucks?”
No more grid girls ( or any if I am reading this right ) in F1 . A shame IMHO , but I can see why they have done it . http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/42890261 I wonder if anyone asked the Girls ? http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/42358512/why-i-loved-being-an-f1-grid-girl As someone said on the F1 forum , loss of earnings , and will they ban Cheer Leaders in the NFL ?
I'm fairly sure the human race will die out in about 200 years. Not because of nuclear war or climate change but because it will be illegal for boys to chat up girls in person. Apparently, since the invention of the smart phone teenage pregnancies have dropped by 90% and studies have proved that you can't get pregnant by sending pictures of your bits to each other or by watching Kylie Minogue videos!
I propose a motion to rename the thread either "Les's Lyceum of Ludicracy" or "Ralph's Room of Rhubarb", are you with me brothers and sisters?
This is going to get interesting - what will be next and where does it stop? Boxing ring round number holders? Cheerleaders? Models? Kelly Brooke has already pushed back at this saying that it will put a lot of women out of work that they are actually quite happy doing. The 'getting by on your looks' industry is under attack from the uglies and fatties that never made the cheerleading team. I think this will be one for the ladies to work out among themselves.
