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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

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  1. Aldridge_Prior

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    You want to know what happens when you dare to play a prank on Cheick Tiote? Just ask Jeremy Beadle.....
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Feb 1, 2011
  2. TheMightyToon

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    The Dinosaurs pissed off Chiek Tiote, bad move. Very bad move.
     
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  3. The Armband

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    see below...
     
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  4. It's all gone Fabricio

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    We celebrate Cheick tiote's birthday and reincarnation ...... Breaking news it wasn't a fairytale
     
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    It's all gone Fabricio, Feb 1, 2011
  5. Aldridge_Prior

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    When Cheick Tiote feels like a relaxing holiday he spends two weeks inside the Large Hadron Collider, racing ions.
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    The first time that Steve Bruce looked at Cheick Tiote his face melted. Fact!
     
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  7. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

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    Cheick Tiote once pissed against a semi-truck. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.
     
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  8. Nav

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    Legend has it that Cheick Tiote tamed a wild bull as child.
    That bull became Jose Enrique.
     
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  9. AsprillasFurCoat

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    Cheick Tiote is Kaiser Shose
     
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  10. Geordie Monkey

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    Chiek Tiote, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, grass rash, tightness of the jock strap, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through level 7 of St James Park."
     
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  11. Heavy Metal Toon

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    If Cheik Tiote was an action figuire, he'd still **** you up
     
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  12. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Cheik tiote is so hard, diamonds **** theirselves!
     
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  13. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    The recent earthquake was just cheik falling out of bed....
     
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  14. iToons

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    Haha.

    Before they met Cheik Tiote, the Black Eye Peas were formally known as The Peas.

    When you open a can of Whoop Ass, Cheik Tiote jumps out.

    The book of revelations was actually written by Cheik Tiote in a moment of prophecy.

    Cheik Tiote never hides, he always seeks!

    Cheik Tiote is so smart even Stephen Hawking stood up and bowed to him.

    Orginally Cheik Tiote was going to play the role of Jack Bauer on the show 24. The producers changed their minds when they realised the show would only last 17 minutes.
     
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  15. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Everyone should stop panicking.

    We're going to be ok....Cheik Tiote said so!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Feb 3, 2011
  16. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Cheik Tiote is Cheik Tiote
     
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  17. S.Taylors theatrical handballs

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    Cheik Tiote gargles peanut butter

    Cheik Tiote counted to infinity..twice

    Cheik Tiote can win a COD Black OPs hardcore team deathmatch online 7500 to 0. Without his TV on.
     
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  18. Spiderman-Mask

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    And Cheick Tiote said "Let there be God"
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Cheik Tiote is employed by NASA to scare away asteroids
     
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  20. NobleGeordie

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    In casual conversation Cheik Tiote mentioned he hates lads with long hair... Carroll quit for Liverpool
     
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