Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United

So far this week has been shockingly bad on planet RCL and am fully expecting spurs to add to my personal purgatory.

Wake me up after we've failed to win a single one of our matches against United, Liverpool and the goons.

Bah humbug

 

Meanwhile, over on Harry Hotspur...

 

I'm with you in this one - can only see a negative outcome tonight, with (their) Sanchez starring

 

2-0 to United I reckon. Can see us huffing and puffing but not creating much. They’ll score just before half time and then we will have some glorious chances to equalise (which we will miss) then Sanchez (their one) will score in the last 5 minutes to finish us off.

I hate football

 

Still I have bet on a United win and 99% of the time my bets lose so fingers crossed!

 

1-0! United haven’t even touched the ball!! Haha

 

Second fastest goal in the premier league. And we know who has the fastest... COYS

 

I’m taking some credit for that!!

 

Yiddos Yiddos Yiddos

 

We’re still buzzing, and as a result have been **** at the back. Gotta focus.

 

We could be 2-1 down already!

 

Incredible stuff! We need to sort ourselves out at the back though!

 

Can we just park the bus now and let someone else know how that feels at Wembley?!

 

Apparently the goal shouldn’t have stood because Kane had crossed the half way line before the kick was taken

 

Oh FFS how many times do players go into the other half like Kane was there? It was only because we scored.

 

Trippier

 

He worries me defensively then does that!! And Dier needs a kick up his ass. He's coasting.

 

If Ashley Young was a horse he would have been put down by now.

 

If that part of his game goes there isn’t much left!

 

Trippier being targeted as said.
Danger with the submarine Young on.

And as the commentators said, VAR
on Kane offside at KO ??