Try before you buy

Well, now you know how real women feel when you try on your mating call 'hull doll'

 

No black sex dolls

 

Someone won't like this

 

Then someone can get himself one of these. Best of both worlds.

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I'd give that the best 4 seconds of it's life.

 

Is that one of those gay cakes that stuck up Christian bakers won't make ?

 

Nah, I don't have any empathy whatsoever. Part and parcel of being a ****.

 

They really put a lot of effort into the detail of the cock n' balls

 

Well seeing you zoomed in ya ****in blade!!!!

 

I appreciate the artistry

 

And not so much on the tay-tays. It would need a back hole to be fully functional. According to a friend of mine, obviously.

 

You could just bore it out with a drill

 

Boring is one thing Grove is very good at

 

Who yanked on your choke chain? This place is an oasis of calm recently, don't go upsetting the Status Quo (insert Status Quo gags as appropriate)

 

Whatever you want

 

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The Jam

 

YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever you want

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Especially for Dev - (not) In The Army Now

And as for Simon's suggestion I certainly don't like What You're Proposing

This is actually my favourite Status Quo song

 

Grove, you just keep on burning bridges, again and again, what the **** is wrong with you?

 

Well done Mon!

Not exactly a rich vein to tap as far as The Quo goes. Limited punnery available.