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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by monty987, Jan 27, 2018.

  1. monty987

    monty987 Well-Known Member

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    10 camels have been disqualified in a beauty contest in Saudi Arabia for getting botoxed !, well totally shocking.
     
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    monty987, Jan 27, 2018
  2. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    I knew a camel once, went for a drink one night never seen it again.

    Guess it got the hump.
     
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  3. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Can you still get camels in 10's.
    I thought they'd been banned now?
     
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  4. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    I had a Camel curry in Doha last year... it was quite bizarre!!
    Like eating a bag of revels as every piece of meat was different. The outer hump meat is almost as soft as pate & the inner was fairly tough.
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    The thing is, though, that Monty is not bullshitting.. this really happened.
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    prefer camels toe myself
     
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  7. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Especially when you fancy a hump..
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    or two
     
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  9. Nacho

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    Sounds ****ing rank.
     
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  10. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    F@ck off and die you kunt... Thankyou please xx
     
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  11. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    It wasn't the best marra... not something I would have again.
    If the truth be told I didn't really know what I was scoffing as my gaffa took me out.
    I asked the blokey what I was eating half way thru the meal.. to be told; "baby camel"!?!?
    I felt a bit violated but upon seeing the prices in the restaurant thought I'd better not piss my boss off by leaving it!!!
     
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  12. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    That reminds me.... it's Valentines Day soon xx
     
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  13. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    I see where your coming from f@ck and kunt could be assoiated with valentines.
     
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  14. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    It wasnt just the words f*ck & k*nt.... it was the 'whole' romantic sonnet you had going on :emoticon-0159-music :emoticon-0152-heart :emoticon-0159-music
     
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  15. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    Aye - especially when it's sat on ya face!!

    Bart
     
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  16. rooch 3

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    Aye I used to say to our lass as long as I have face you will always have somewhere to sit.
     
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  17. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Hi Bart. Just a passing thought, why do you sign every post with Bart when we know it's you?

    No offence intended pal, just seems a little odd when no one else does it.
     
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    Burly Hurley, Jan 28, 2018
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  18. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    Love it me like!!

    Bart
     
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  19. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    I'm unique.

    Bart
     
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  20. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    You certainly are mate. Kudos.
















    Don't be too much offended though when I say we all are. <ok>
     
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    Burly Hurley, Jan 28, 2018

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