You know your poor when you go on a caravan holiday to Cornwall?

That's not really camping is it? It sounds more like dossing.

 

Lovely, lovely Cornwall. The most beautiful part of the entire British Isles bar none.

The Cornish people know the importance of tourism for their economy which, due to extreme neglect on the part of the British government for hundreds of years, has left them the poorest county in Britain.

Sadly, the tourists they get are not worthy of the place. Pig ignorant Emmets from Up Country who swarm all over Cornwall like a plague.

I have come up with an economic plan for the Cornish Tourist Board.

1. Set up a series of booths on the western side of the Tamar.
2. Intercept every westbound vehicle that looks as though it may contain tourists
3. Relieve them of their money, credit cards, jewellery and any other items of value they may have in their possession.... at gunpoint if necessary.
4. Turn them round and tell them to **** off.

The way Westminster has treated Cornwall, such action would be entirely justified.

 

yaaasss

****ing grammer Nazi

 

Are you still on this forum you disgusting piece of ****, **** your cornish nationalism ya RACIST SCUM BASTARD

YOU'D BE NOTHING WITHOUT US

^ ^ ^ shouty and angry looking cos its caps.

 

I like Cornwall. It's the only part of England I would move to. Bristol's a dump. Best thing about it is the row of gay houses (you know the ones I mean).

 

That probably ma hoose, all pink an that

Well move to Cornwall then you ****, it's full of sad ****s convinced they've been hard done by by the English. The same Spastic pricks who overwhelmingly voted to leave the EU without a thought to the 10's of millions of EU money they get every year. They have every resemblance to their Celtic cousins in Oireland. Thick as **** backwards looking ****s blaming the English for their dire sad lives but too ****ing ******ed to realise it's us that feed them with our tourist pound.

Not me though **** those scum ****s I holiday in Europe.

 

I like Doc Martin and that's Cornwall so canny be that bad.

 

FTFY

 

Cornwall, like many places in the United Kingdom, is stunning and a pleasure to behold. Also like many places in the UK it is populated with miserable twats with massive chips on their shoulders about the English. I upset some Cornish folk by telling them that their pasties weren't as good as the ones you get at Waterloo train station. I wasn't even joking, the pasty I had was meant to be from some well established and award winning bakery but it was bland, under-cooked, under seasoned and the large steak version from the West Cornwall Pasty franchise beat it hands down.

I like Devon too.

 

I always found Cornish people to be very cheerful. You can't blame them for hating the English - everyone else does.

 

Trump likes the English. Not much of an endorsement though.

 

I like them too

 

The Cornish are decent ****s like most Celts.

 

Jealously isn't a nice trait

 

Isn't Cornwall where David Cameron goes on holiday? Full of posh ****s from Notting Hill and Edinburgh buying up all the cottages, no wonder they dislike the rest of Britain. Give the Brexit voting web footed inbreds their independance, no one will miss the place.

 

Oh great Ben Elton has waddled over

 

You could go and live there. There would be plenty of call for your carrot picking skills in Cornwall, I'm sure.

 

Pretty sure we covered this carrot picking is automated now and Bosnia is not an EU member