Do ma ****in tits right in. More than once they've wrecked my Saturday night - by full time at 2.30pm im on my 4th pint. You stay for a couple more, maybe watch a bit of the racing or Soccer Saturday..... If I then go up the road and stop drinkin, I can pretty much guarantee il be wantin my bed by dinner time! If I keep on drinkin, **** knows how much money il spend and what sort of state il be in by the time im meant to be heading out later! Whats wrong with 5.30pm?! Oh thats right, yous tarrier bastards ****ed that right up for everybody eh? Cheers!
You're only on your 4th pint by full time?? You really prove yourself to be a wee **** sometimes TN8. No wonder you get bullied.
Blame the TV deal the SPL agreed to. ****ing ridiculous the times and days games are on. I went to the Hearts game on the Wednesday the other week, didn't get back in until 1:30 AM. ****ing joke really, the SPL just has to fit into whatevever Sky and ESPN say.
2 in each half, whats wrong wi that ya cock! Now if you'll excuse me im away hame to watch Eastenders and my Sex And The City dvd
You should be on - 1 before kick off, at least 2 in the first half, 1 at half time, at least to in the second half, and at least 1 at full time as you work out whether to go home or stay out. A minimum of 6 pints.
Anyone here ever drink "Power Shandy" with the football? My mates swear by it but the last time I drank it with the football was the OF game where Nakamura scored that screamer and I jumped up and shouted at two Gers fans "Get that RIGHT ****ing up ye, pair of Huns" they weren't happy but they'd been going on about "fenian ****s" the whole game anyway.
That’s why I don't drink them anymore, they are ****ing lethal. Had about 6 or 7 of them and they sent me round the bend. Gave me a rotten hang-over too. I don't get a hang-over of beer or straight spirits but as soon as any mixer or sugary stuff comes out I'm rough for days afterwards.
3-4 pints during a game is my average - but theres always at least 2 after the game then the next ya thing ya know I'm swearing like **** at the missus when she's trying to wake me up for my dinner.
It's a pint which you drink a third of and top up with a Smirnoff Ice. ****ing horrible really but the boys reckon it's rocket fuel. Just makes me turn into a bigger ****.
i was hammered, home and asleep by 10 last saturday. woke up at 1 with the lights on and the heating full blast not having a clue wtf was going on mrs. came in at 3 and i was wide awake and chipper
ever drink pints of fun? 4 vodkas then a bottle of smirnoff ice and a bottle of orange reef. it tastes like fanta 2 pints in an hour and i'm anyones
Aye, it's actually pretty good. I like a port anyway. Me and the boy gazzasnotmad finished off a couple of bottles in a pub when we were wetting his bairns head.
