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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 20, 2018.

  1. Spurlock

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  2. brb

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    Basically the story goes that HiaG has been boasting for eternity, some truth's, some lies, in my opinion what didn't help him, certain online people that have met him, started to confirm some of his stories. Thus enabling people to establish the truths from the lies. Now when you start revealing your profession, tie that in with the fact you gig, then your mates start confirming your locations, all you need then is a...

    Algorithm and hey presto you have a match!

    Of course all this happens over time, a very long time, but HiaG has been boasting for years, but eventually bit by bit the jigsaw comes together.

    Much the same way I keep warning Pete, but Pete is just Naive, whereas HiaG likes to boast - and that's when you become a danger to yourself, when you are also naive how internet search engines work, if you know how to work the algorithm's.

    Now most wum masters back in the BBC606 days would have fcked off under this revelation and recreated themselves a new persona, but noooooo, not our HiaG he thinks he is GOD and protected by law.

    Well as used to happen in the BBC606 days and this is a true story...I'm just awaiting for the nightly pizza delivery orders now to turn up to his home address (I don't think anyone knows his address <laugh> ), plus for the postman to be turning up each morning with endless various sized dildo's for him and the police couldn't do fck all about it, despite it being reported to them <whistle>

    The moral of the story is if you are going to play the long game of the boastful wum master, eventually it is going to come back and bite you big style and i honestly feel HiaG's wum master days are now sadly over... :)

    Disclaimer; HiaG is not a real person it is an online internet persona. No details above were revealed that HiaG has not publically displayed about himself or by friends on this forum. HiaG is not real, HiaG is God. HiaG the self confessed wum master...R.I.P <peacedove>
     
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  3. Bald Archie

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    It was like that scene from the movie Platoon when they have to evac, thinking Willem Dafoe (HIAG) is dead, only to see him emerge from the jungle as they lift off in the Huey's, before he gets raped by the 'Gooks'.

    The music from that scene was probably appropriate too. <laugh>
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    RIP Hiag<laugh>
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    So new HAIG will be around more often?
     
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    Don't remember that bit, alternative version or some parody?
     
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  7. brb

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    Problem is with new HAIG...is he will be easily identified as the same boastful old HiaG <laugh>
     
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  8. brb

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    Show some compassion man <laugh>
     
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  9. Bald Archie

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    Artistic licence <whistle>

    ....or the 'Skiddy' directors cut <laugh>
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Im on piskies dido shop website. Gonna have to order Mrs hiag a gift. She's probably lonely.
     
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  11. Commachio

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    The raping bit happened at the village.
     
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    A man can change I fully expect new Haig to become a more rounded poster who doesn't rely on past bullshit to boost his ego, a new day a new Haig. @Hoddle Is A God
     
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  13. Commachio

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    I blame granny hiag.
     
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  14. brb

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    The problem he has is he relies on me to silence the troops, which is an impossible task. Obviously i will do what i can but his choices are limited, because HiaG was built on boastfulness and goading others, the problem is every time he tries that now, people will play on what they know and i can't be here 24/7 and i'm not going to ban every poster to save one. There may sadly have to be the ultimate sacrifice :(
     
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  15. BobbyD

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    i know you can't handle that job properly and it shouldn't be down to you do it.

    Just make me a superuser and i will do the dirty work for you BRB

    I'm pretty much a Gill as well as i live just up the road
     
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  16. Commachio

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    First we had a Hilary, now we have a Gillian
     
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    The beverly Hillgillies?
     
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  18. luvgonzo

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    RIP. <rose>

    Unless @brb wants to unlock my sock account that is?
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Gotta love a man who tries.
     
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  20. luvgonzo

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    The board is a poorer place without my other accounts, everyone loved Granny Haig and Hoddle is a Gob. I could also bring back Den Zlatan.
     
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