Keep me out of this you little bitch! When I had your missus I had no such problem, in fact it was not finishing that was the issue
That was because you went in the wrong room and my gran was staying with us. She said she didn't get off. You reminded her of Wayne Rooney.
Pouch - this is clearly not a good sign. Your lass has been sending ACS dirty texts asking him what underwear he's wearing.
I asked her when I got in from work tonight. She said to tell to tell cock sneeze to stop sending pictures of Jose and Manuel tearing his red panties to one side. Its an interesting approach to try to seduce her but I think a little too left field for her. I think his trouser jihad has already wrote off his chances anyway to be honest.