Rangers v Celtic

I was never a fan of the "Black Currant"... or as he's better known, Monaco.

 

I'll kick your **** in, ya wee prick.

 

Will ye, aye?

 

Nah, only joking, I can´t be ****ed fighting, I usually get people to do it for me.

 

They sell it in loads of pubs and shops here.

 

The Australian version was called "Two Dogs", which comes from the old joke, "why do you ask, two dogs ****ing?" @Odious Turd to confirm

 

Classic Native American joke iirc.

 

Indeed it is, Running Water

 

It's ****ing rank. I bought a can out of curiosity once and didn't even finish it.

 

When I lived in Australia, I had a can of "Duff" beer, think it was in a yellow can, but I think they had to stop it as it breached copyright laws from The Simpsons. True Strory. FACT. It happened.

 

The best beer on sale today Shehalion (sp)

*Subject to change

 

Joker IPA as well

Splendid

 

London is great for random beers at the mo, so many little breweries and random hipster pints. I get quite excited in some pubs, you have like 10-15 different pints to try.

 

My favourite pub at the mo

http://www.thecraftbeerco.com/old-street/

https://static1.squarespace.com/sta...b732/1506333776650/Old Street Drinks Menu.pdf

 

^^^^ I might go there tomorrow night actually

It's like £6 a pint though, no wonder ****s on here think I'm skint all the time

 

Joker IPA.

Joker: Into Pets & Animals

 

Sometimes I take a pint of Smithwicks.

 

Aye, up your arse, ya fat **** pmsl

 

What's the story,are you in the doghouse with Patience?

 

**** knows, I´m sitting in my office drinking cans of lager, I´ll cross that big, black bridge when I go home