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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 22, 2018.

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  1. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    God next it'll be "your mum" jokes :emoticon-0183-swear Stay classy San Diego :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Jan 24, 2018
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    You've had her too then?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 24, 2018
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Sick bastards my mums dead...
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 24, 2018
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  4. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    Keep me out of this you little bitch! When I had your missus I had no such problem, in fact it was not finishing that was the issue
     
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    RobEllious, Jan 24, 2018
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    That was because you went in the wrong room and my gran was staying with us. She said she didn't get off. You reminded her of Wayne Rooney.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 24, 2018
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  6. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Pouch - this is clearly not a good sign.

    Your lass has been sending ACS dirty texts asking him what underwear he's wearing.
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, Jan 24, 2018
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Technically speaking we have not signed anyone. We have loaned him.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Jan 24, 2018
  8. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    <laugh>










    :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Jan 24, 2018
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I asked her when I got in from work tonight. She said to tell to tell cock sneeze to stop sending pictures of Jose and Manuel tearing his red panties to one side. Its an interesting approach to try to seduce her but I think a little too left field for her. I think his trouser jihad has already wrote off his chances anyway to be honest.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 24, 2018
  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You still have to sign them. Just rejoice at the chapel of Mike my friend.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 24, 2018

  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    That’s not what Roger said...
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 24, 2018
  12. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    I didn't. Mike is still a **** though.
     
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