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FA hire a woman for England ladies.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Big Ern, Jan 23, 2018.

  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Well done Phil Neville.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Based on last night he's actually ****ing ****.

    Better than women though I guess.
     
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  4. Rorschach

    Rorschach Well-Known Member

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    good. might mean I don't have to listen to his inane bullshittery on MOTD or the radio.
     
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  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I'd take the job...bare sex bribing would be taking place
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I;d take it.

    I;d put cameras in the showers, and give them a banana at half time so i could do research on their potential blowjobs
     
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  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    How **** were the female candidates if Phil was the stand out candidate?

    I think that should be the end of the whole women in football malarkey
     
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  8. Commachio

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    send him to america
     
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    Read about her once she loves dishing it out. Wid.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Try telling her that her cooking is ****
     
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  15. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Oh I'm sure I could come up with something better than that ;)

    I know I have in the past but I always forget what sets the buggers off on one <laugh>
     
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  16. Commachio

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    She is the type that will tie you up, start sucking you off, then **** off out halfway through and let the dog into the bedroom.
     
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  17. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like you got there before me.

    I hope the dog still respected you in the morning ;)
     
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  18. Commachio

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    It's our secret
     
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