Off Topic Injuries

We were trying to dig something out of the ground using the claw end. My fault really as I shouldn't have put my head anywhere near the useless ****

 

I put a french banger in my mouth and lit it, spat it out but it stuck to my lip, lucky to get away with just a small scar. could've blown my face off, was a bit deaf for a while though.

 

Haha. purely an accident. could have been nasty.

 

. nutter.

 

It produced a lot of laughs, so, job done

 

It's one thing i havnt done. Put a firework in my mouth and light it


wtf were you thinking?

 

Think that's the problem, not a lot I reckon.

 

That it would be funny, and it was, just not the way it was supposed to. Play to the crowd, mate, play to the crowd.

 

Obviously not



ive seen too many dead and broken bodies. it's good to have a laugh at trivial things, and how ****ing stupid we can be

 

Man after my own heart. Play to the crowd.

**** tomorrow...even if it hurts

 

I've been in a hit and run with an ambulance too, they just ****ed off and left me lying in the road.

 

Too true. Life's short and bloody **** for a lot of people, important to appreciate the little stuff while we can.

 

. dial 999

 

nah, it was when I was living in Ibiza, they probably realised I didn;t have any insurance and wouldn't be able to pay (they aint free there)

 

Humans are stupid really. Most things can be avoided. But wheres the fun in that?

 

Money money. **** living in yank land with their health policies

although getting hit by a ambulance there. Loaded

 

I look back and wonder how the **** I'm still alive with some of the brainless stuff I've done, just for the buzz.

 

yeah, but my piss at the time probably had a decent street value.

 

I'm with you there. Although the broken bones are taking a hit in this ****ing cold country

 

I think the state I was in probably saved me from serious injury, been very lucky with my motorbike/scooter accidents, the only real injury I got was from a car crash caused by ****s removing the warning signs to a blind crossroad, should've died in that, not wearing a seat-belt saved me.