Off Topic Injuries

What injuries you had. Be them from a simple accident, to some daft lark, or even fighting.

What the worst you've seen?

 

Had my head chopped off once, but some stupid fcker sewed it back on

 

Broke my nose once when my brother bet that I couldn't do a back flip off the sofa.
Problem is I can't even do a handstand so I'm not sure what convinced me I could actually pull it off.
Managed to fully rotate round but hit the side of the sofa smashing my nose into my knee.

Worst I've seen would probably be a really young kid tripping and face planting a curb. Lost pretty much all his teeth.

Oh also saw a mate back in school stick his little finger in a pencil sharpener and peel off his nail, that was grim.

 

When Fosse see's it, he'll kick it off again


Fosse

 

This has all the hallmarks of alcohol

 

Hope so, then they can stitch back on round the right way

 

I wish it was but my stupidity knows no bounds, or it used to.

 

Same happened but hiag. But they got his arse and face mixed up

 

A broken nose ain't so bad really. Did you get black eyes to?

 

Yeah wasn't really that painful, knackered the cartilage up in my nose a treat though. Still I can now click my nose so not all bad.

How about yourself? Broken anything doing something stupid?

 

Haha aye mate. To many. I've good loads of scars. Most prominent one is on the back off head, where some **** done me with a jug off a bar. Which followed with me punching all the windows out of the pubs, shredding my hands. what a plum.

I came down the stairs as a kids on bike, not realising there was a oak door at the bottom Spent yonks going to hospital, as i ****ed my eye up.

Smashed a leg, free abseiling from a lynx helicopter, i didn't stop in time.

Loads of others. Mostly self inflicted through stupidity.

 

shame they forgot about the brain

 

I never had a brain in the first place, so there was nothing to fix

 

It was like balut. A fillipino treat.

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Same goes for century eggs

 

Looks disgusting, but not supposed to taste that bad eaten in the layers, although that duck embryo looks a bit too mature

 

Yeah basically..

you would certainly get a bowel in injury eating that.


I forgot i had 8 stitches in my thumb, opening up a 66mm rocket, and not paying attention to the sights

Plus i've broken 4 different toes.. 4. how ****ing unlucky am i

 

Think even i'd turn my nose up at that. I've only ever declined scorpion, and that looks worse

 

I'm the opposite, mostly gotten really lucky.

I've broke a few knuckles, all my own fault. Fractured my arm, again my own causing.
Brother accidentally smashed me over the head with a claw hammer which looking back I was lucky not to get messed up.

 

How the ****ety **** do you accidentally hit someone over the head with a claw hammer, unless you are called Peter Sutcliffe?