I feel better now. Hold on, one more thing. @SuckMyKlopp next time shut the **** up before the game, ****ing making me all melty and ****! Ok I'm done.
Alexis Sanchez’s agent hospitalised after ****ing himself into a coma please log in to view this image Alexis Sanchez’s agent Fernando Felicevich has been admitted to hospital after masturbating himself into a coma following the striker’s move to Man Utd. According to sources, Felicevich ****ed himself unconsciousness shortly after the record-breaking transfer was confirmed. “He started getting an erection when the rumours appeared at the end of last year,” said unnamed club source Simon Williams. “By the time Alexis arrived at Old Trafford for a medical, he was left ejaculating nothing but dust from a bloody stump. A statement from the hospital treating Felicevich, said, “We can confirm that we are currently treating a man who is in a coma brought on by a ferocious bout of masturbation. “There is little we can do about the fixed grin which now appears to be permanent, and despite being very heavily sedated he has been repeatedly mumbling ‘twenty percent, twenty percent’ over and over again since his arrival. “Surgeons have successfully removed his hand from his penis, but we are preparing his wife for the possibility that the erection might now be permanent.” Felicevich’s PA told reporters that the warning signs started to manifest as soon as word of the contract offer reached the agent’s office. She said, “His hands went straight down his trousers as soon as Man United made an approach and the numbers started getting closer to half a million pounds a week. “When the deal was completed, and they’d agreed to pay Alexis £14 a year after tax, well, he was pretty much a masturbatory blur from that point on.”
It looked one of those mistakes that is open to interpretation as to who's mistake it was. If you are using Zonal marking, then if you are executing it correctly then there shouldn't be 3 players going for the same ball. I think they where at fault moving into VVDs zone, as they should trust that a big powerful 6'4 centre half should be good enough to deal with that ball himself. However once they are in his zone VVD makes a bad decision himself by heading a ball that he can't get a clear header on, meaning he is limited to where he can clear it too. So I think it was more a series of mistakes from various defenders, with VVD making the final mistake that lead to the goal. Klopp as a coach really needs to do some work in that area, as your defence never looks like it has a clue what it's doing when balls come into the box, and one 75 million centre half isn't going to fix that problem.
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Probably, yeah. No point playing for a draw in the cup through really, is there? Swansea had an impressive game plan last night and the sooner everyone realises that this does not equal parking the bus the better. Not sure what people expect, teams like them to just roll over and let teams like Liverpool win?
not at all. It is parking the bus though. 10 men behind the ball encamped in your own half, dunno how that isn't parking the bus. Conte does this extremely well. That's not to say it's not a legit tactic, it is and something that clubs with lesser ability often use
Nothing to do with lesser ability for me..it's a tactic to counter act the attacking teams. I hope we employ this tactic against Pool at Anfield. If we do, we got them....Klopp can only play one way.
Because that's not what Swansea did. It's called a game plan and defending. Parking the Bus is a tired cliche tripped out by people who tend to not know what the **** they're watching. It's TalkSport speak. People who stand in pubs with a pint of Stella in their hand and a glazed look on their face clapping and screaming at the screen.
Spot on chief. It's like how some Liverpool fans called our performance in the second leg of the semi final last season parking the bus when in reality we created the better chances.
