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Off Topic Would you consider a hair transplant or wear a wig?

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  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Having seen pictures of some of you guys ugly mugs that have been posted on here I have noticed that a few of you are getting a bit thin on the top and your natural colour has started to fade to grey.

    I have it on good advice from people in the know (not mentioning names so don't ask) that some of you definitely suit the criteria.

    So the burning question of the moment has to be are you vain enough to consider wearing a wig or getting a hair transplant? I've also read that the follicle challenging dilemma seems to affect musically talented people more Elton John, Ritchie Blackmore, Gene Simmonds etc

    Then we have the hair dyers McCartney, Bon Jovie and Daltry. I jam with other musicians here occasionally (harmonica) and I went grey in my early forties and have only dyed my hair for a lost bet (which got shaved off after a few months) but I would never have a transplant or wear a syrup.

    So be truthful! Are you worried about it or just want to out somebody else. You can be sure of the lads discretion and not take the piss. <ok>
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Not me fella I'm cushty :)

    But if I ever reach that point I would just get rid of the lot. Nothing more embarrassing than blokes who are desperately trying to hold onto something that isn't there.
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Same here fella I'd get it cropped, none of those comb overs or wearing hats for me.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I've got a head full of thick hair and baldness doesn't seem to run in mu family, but if I ever started going thin on top, I'd just shave it all off and go for broke.

    Either that or I'd get myself a nice Magicians hat with stars and moons on it and make a right **** of myself.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I'm starting to recede. Not enough to whip it all off yet, but when that times comes, I'll have no hesitation in shaving it all off.
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    You'd wanna make that much of a **** of yourself?
     
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    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Still all the same colour fella?
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Nah, I was only joking. Nobody would be that sad to try and cover up their baldness with a Wizard's hat.
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Wouldn't they...<laugh>
     
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  10. SpursDisciple

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    again
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Not unless they were already a sad **** <ok>
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I have had it all cropped off .

    I assume we are talking about the hair on the head ?

    I MIGHT consider a pubic wig .....
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Are you a baldy ?
     
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    I have a number 2 hairdo cause it's receding from the front. Never want to look like it's a comb-over, so keep it short.
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Got all mine shaved off mate, the girl at the massage parlour is a natural. A nice oil massage and then a shave, not a hair left in sight.
     
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    :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    On your head ?

    Or down below ?
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    SD <laugh>
     
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    where'd you get that <grr>
     
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    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Below mate, it's too fecking hot here to have insulation mate. <ok>
     
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