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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Jan 19, 2018.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh> i'm not even gonna ask.
     
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    Commachio, Jan 19, 2018
  2. Commachio

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    weight watcher apps for a phone, where ****s scan food in the shops.

    ****ers.
     
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    Commachio, Jan 19, 2018
  3. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I remember one time being behind a young chap in the till queue at the co-op. He had a trolly of stuff like ready meals pot noodles, small loaf etc. As the bird was scanning the shopping she turned and said ‘I bet you’re single and live alone’. He said ‘how did you guess’? I chipped in and said it’s because you’re an ugly ****.
     
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  4. The Ginger Marks

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    Nah I don’t need to do a ballsack for attention. I was pre-empting the usual comments that DP would bring from our Spud contingency.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    that was hiag
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    It had dawned on me but the lad was clearly a student and not a fat balding ****** who lives under the stairs in mummy’s gaff in Poole.
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    Your YouTube Channel?

    What's it called?

    Not takin piss or anything...if you got one...link.
     
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  8. Commachio

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    type in chod on a plate
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    I’ve seen Ginge’s YouTube cooking channel. It’s very professional and he’s a very well respected chef. He asked me not to share it though as it links to his email and personal details etc.
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    Sorry bro it’s only for mates who can be trusted not to post my handsome craggy mug on this jungle like Piskie and G4.
     
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  11. Commachio

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    He can trust us<laugh>
     
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    Commachio, Jan 19, 2018
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  12. The Ginger Marks

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    Cheers mate, some things you can’t share here as you say it links my personal life which I choose not to share.
     
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    Get the **** <laugh>
     
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    Appreciate that mate. You don’t want people knowing that you’re a balding second rate magician, peddling his tired act around the conservative clubs in Poole. <ok>
     
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  15. Commachio

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    <laugh>.
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    I’ve a few mate in the Christchurch area and they used to take me to this Con club in Poole to see various bands. Thankfully the beers cheap but the bands are **** especially one band called the other guys. At the end of the night everybody was saying wishedthe other guys had turned up. <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    Never heard of them. But that’s funny
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    After listening once everybody wishes they hadn’t too.
     
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    Indicator switches in BMWs and Audis are pretty useless
     
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