It Did Not Escape ERINBLACK'S Attention....

.....that there was a programme on whatever channel over the festivity period about Britain's favourite biscuit. Apparently ER was rather keen on biscuits.

Anyway, he was telling me that Chocolate Digestive was Number 1. Criminally, my favourite only peaked at Number 8, the Ginger Nut. The perfect biscuit in my opinion.

Anyway no point in doing a thread about our favourite biscuits. Soups, on the other hand, is another matter.

 

Fuxake the smell of stale piss is overwhelming, I'm checking out for a few hours guise.

 

Good.

I see you are as ****ing boring as ever. You on your 78th wife yet?

 

Is it true Drew died face down in a pot noodle?

 

I'm sure someone will be delighted you are back Drew.

 

Take a day off

 

As predicted Drew, someone does not like this one bit.

 

If this is Drew then I will be having a celebratory rich tea

 

It is an absolute fact that at any given moment someone on the planet is ejaculating onto a custard cream biscuit.

Whether said person eats said biscuit after the moment of joy is beyond me.

 

Why would they waste good goo and biccy?

 

It is a strange practice, I agree. How about ****ing over pastries?

 

I AM A BIG FAN OF SPUNK, CHEESE AND ONION.

 

Like cheese and onion crisps, don't have an opinion on other flavour dough