I thought they had moved out of Leith? I used to see them when I was walking home from working at the DWP place on Constitution Street. Clearly, they didn't make a lot of money from hooring judging by the fact most of them signed on...
You weren't laughing that time you phoned up asking where your benefit money was. Nothing worse than a grown man crying on the other end of the phone.
Suppose that's the advantage of 'working' in the black (?) market. I was led to believe that Sandport Street was the 'hotspot' doon the waterfront. Nae f****n' wisecracks required as my carnal requirements are met fully, moistly and with great gusto by the females of varying ages, nationalities and races who ply their trade at Scorpio Leisure (Albion Road; virtually next to that s**thole where the green half of Auld Reekie perform) with kindness, consideration for the elderly and not a little expertise!
Surprised the massage parlour's still there. That Christian weirdo who was head of Police Scotland forced most of them to shut down. Turned out he was an absolute prick and everyone hated him. What a surprise.
On pretty good terms with the owner/manager of Scorpio Leisure. He explained the situation with the fairly recent attempt to shut down most of Edinburgh's fun palaces over a bottle of Jack Daniel's. I recall he was fairly confident the church puncher's attempts would fall on stony ground (as had others in the past). He was correct! LATE EDIT: Thank f**k (pun most definitely intended)!