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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Ha, that makes we think, what type of mackem mocker are you? I reckon Jim is the rib tickler, Chippy the leg-pull, Heed is deadpan, Hung goes for the jugular, Judge the Destroyer, Pouchy the long game player, and I'm the sledgehammer. Who did I forget? Post your style on here.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The Glow was set up originally to counteract the then three in a row victories that you lot had over us. It survived another three defeats, a relegation, boycotts, bedsheets, John Carver and god knows what else. The fact it continues apace is because your team is struggling, just like ours has/is. Fair do's on you coming on here marra but it is nowt more than banter and nowt more than you would expect.
     
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    Used to love carry on movies.
    My fave is probably carry on up the khyber.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
    See earlier post, Chippy the leg pull...
     
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  5. E.T. Fairfax

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    Either that or Carry on Cleo. Also have soft spots for Follow that Camel & Cowboy
     
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    Ahh.. camel had Phil Silvers in if I remember rightly. A rare american in the series.
     
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    carry on at your convienence
    or carry on camping with Babs bra buster scene
     
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    Williams was a class act.

    He had these hypnotic nose holes.
     
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    Carry on Cleo is my personal favorite




    Edit: read to the end before posting, read to the end before posting, read to...
     
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    My great Uncle worked at Pinewood studios whilst they were making the Carry On Films. Charles Hawtrey had the hots for my uncle and virtually asked him out on a 'date' by telling him which local pub he normally drinks in and to pop and join him. Unfortunately this pub was directly on his cycle route home and I remember him saying that he didnt half used to put his head down and pick up speed when he passed by the pub. Charles Hawtrey, due to his alcoholism, was given a choice of either having his legs removed due to his blocked veins or to die. He refused to have his legs removed.

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Bottom left hand corner, Blue Jacket Man makes another appearance.
     
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    I wouldnt want my team to be taken over by Arabs.
     
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    On a cold a snowy Newcastle morning this has certainly warmed my glow <laugh>
     
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    Carry on Mocking the Mackems.

    Featuring Woger, Wooch, Fredor and a cast of seat soilers.

    This block buster will appear as soon as Woger and Wooch have learned to read their scripts and Fredor has been convinced that Muffin the Mule is not a sexual attack on a donkey.
     
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    I think you lot were very polite and courteous yesterday with Oddjob <applause>
     
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    which proves that you can have a bit of banter and a laugh at each other's expense without needing to resort to cheap jibes or sexual innuendo all the time
     
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