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Mine's bigger than yours

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  1. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Ron, Jan 16, 2018
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I doubt it. Chinkies have tiny cocks.

    My wife screams every time I enter her and mine's only 4.5 inches.
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You're meant to ask first, or at least give her a heads up <ok>
     
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Good idea. Maybe next time I'll stick it in her vagina.
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wife<laugh> vagina<laugh>

    Right ye are. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  6. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Toby has a pet brb

    I have a pet Aldo.

    At least Toby's is house trained.
     
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  7. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    *housebound
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl

    I own you Petal.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aye.

    It's called the Toby beeling award.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Screenshot_20180116-134213.png

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Aldo taking care of the resident mincer here lads

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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Mine too.
    But a lot of women don't like it that thick do they?
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jan 16, 2018
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    :laugh:
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Long and thin goes straight in and does not please the ladies
    Short and thick it does the trick and gives them all the baies
     
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