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Essex man sues for not being offered smear test

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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I went to school with a Philip Grange-Vulva.

    I wonder if they're related.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    He runs a fair trade coffee shop in Leigh on sea .
     
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    Is this April Fools Day? Are we all just popping in?

    I get that 'men's rights' are often used as a counter to the rampant feminism and trannyism that gets bandied about but demanding a right to a health check on a piece of lady-plumbing that you don't even have is taking the piss.

    Do we expect to see a similar counter-claim from wimmin's groups demanding prostate checks?

     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Think ah'll send fuddy to ma prostate check. She'll enjoy it more than me.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Need to navigate past my Duke of Argylls to get in about my prostate (it is possible)
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    It's from a Daily mash style website.
     
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    ‘A number of doctors have given evidence over the last four weeks to argue the case that it is biologically impossible to have a cervical smear test when you are not in possession of a cervix.’

    So basically you need a c u n t.

    Simple solution, present a **** by taking Dev to the Docs with you <ok>
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Except it's not actually a true story Gas, ergo no **** cares.
     
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    PM me for exclusive methods
     
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    ^^^****
     
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    It’s ****ing dire.
     
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    *****s gonna mong
     
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    In we popped then. Well done!
     
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    Dead parrot sketch

    Hahahahahahahahaha
     
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    He’s not the messiah

    He’s very naughty boy

    :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    "Life of Brian" is very funny.

    Everything else they did was utter pish.

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
     
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