Honest London flat advert

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In fairness Whitechapel is a bit of a sh*thole to begin with so not exactly breaching any trading standards with this advert. Still, at £660 per month it isn't exactly a bargain, I'm sure if you looked hard enough you could find a room to let for less.

 

That where you're staying since she hoofed you out Grove?

 

No fear of being hoofed out of anywhere. Actually considering another extension to Chez Grove later in the year. Mancave at the end of the garden should suffice for now.

 

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I spell London S-H-I-T-H-O-L-E

****HOLE.

 

**** sake. How many kids bodies are you burying under there?

 

I’ve been to London a few times. I used to go out with a guy from saffend and he used to meet me off the aeroplane.
Went out with him for about 4 months then dumped him. HE HAD FORGOT TO MENTION HE WAS A ****ING ALCOHOLIC WHEN WE MET.

 

Deal breaker that then, was it? You don't think you were perhaps a bit on the fussy side at all?

 

Fûck off.

 

If he wasn't before, he certainly would have been afterwards.

 

I came home from uni one day and he was drinking vodka and coke out a big vase I had.

 

Archers, he was from saffend ffs, and she was worried about him being an alcoholic

 

A bit harsh,alcoholism is a sickness.

 

Grove, I hope this isn't a sly poke in the ****ter at a less popular will remain unnamed gc member on here?

 

Bet you forgot to mention that you were A RAVING PSYCHO.

He probably wole up one night and found you kneeling on his chest clutching a kitchen knife and an empty jar of Dichonol.

 

You'll never get a Scottish boyfriend with that attitude.

 

Or Irish one

 

You should bear in mind that only blokes wearing 24x7 beer goggles are gonny go oot wi ye in the first place.

 

Bit harsh that m7 IMO

****ing funny though

 

If only.