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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There's already a thread specific to KPR. Now f..k off.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 24, 2011
  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Bit harsh! Do you need a hug? <hug>
     
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    luvgonzo, Aug 24, 2011
  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    IMPORTANT NOTICE:

    KPR disappeared the night Big Brother started - after a highly intensive analysis i can announce the following -

    KPR is Jedward.
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 24, 2011
  4. suarezlfc

    suarezlfc Active Member

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    You're only as good as your weakest player. So Liverpool are as good as Christian Poulsen, and Utd as good as Darron Gibson.
     
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    suarezlfc, Aug 24, 2011
  5. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    always thought he was schizophrenic, ..... didn't see the bad hair thing though I'll have to admit
     
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    tunns®, Aug 24, 2011
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yes please. It will make that slag Sky jealous. Talking of Sky, read your personal mail, mate.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 24, 2011
  7. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    <monster> outside funkface hand bag duel! <diva>
     
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    tunns®, Aug 24, 2011
  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Oi ya slag.

    Read it and replied mate. Don't forget to bring the KY <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 24, 2011
  9. Sweats

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    Afternoon dippers is there any truth in the rumour your phlegmy manager is sniffing round Cahill at Bolton?? if so it is going to ruin my fantasy football team..
     
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    Sweats, Aug 24, 2011
  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah there is a rumour. But we are close to singing Coates and also Dann is possibility. I would say Cahill at present is the outside bet.
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 24, 2011

  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Its a good job Liverpool dont play in Europe, as they would probably fall foul of the FFA.*


    *for buying over priced players.
    Its on page 56, sub section 34d

    "Any team found paying over the odds for players will be laughed at and banned from playing in Europe for 5 years."
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Aug 24, 2011
  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Why are Chelsea still in the Champions League then? You also payed more than 10p for Bebe so this also applies to Utd.
     
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    luvgonzo, Aug 24, 2011
  13. Jason Hudson

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    Yeah but Bebe's scored in the CL.
     
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    Jason Hudson, Aug 24, 2011
  14. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    ****, **** ****, sub section 34d has been taken out :)
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Aug 24, 2011
  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Djimi Taore has a CL winners medal but he was still crap.
     
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    luvgonzo, Aug 24, 2011
  16. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    I personally think Barca overpaid for Messi, chuck them out.
     
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    Lucaaas, Aug 24, 2011
  17. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    New rule added

    Page 69 sub section 456
    Teams who have shemales in them are banned for 9 years (Mandy C and Girly hair Torres) :)


    and where is KPR?
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Aug 24, 2011
  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Page 70 sub section 592

    No weird cross dressers that look like Jar Jar Binks, Ferdinand is out!
     
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    luvgonzo, Aug 24, 2011
  19. Jason Hudson

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    Surely that rules out Lescott as well then.
     
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    Jason Hudson, Aug 24, 2011
  20. luvgonzo

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    He just won't be picked because he's ****!
     
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    luvgonzo, Aug 24, 2011
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