They are Bonobo monkeys I think, constantly shagging. Supposed to be the only species, except humans, who screw for enjoyment not just to breed. They do take it to extremes and are constantly at it, a bit like Zingy on holiday
Simon Mignolet's status as Liverpool No 1 has been thrown into serious doubt after he was left out of today's Premier League showdown with Manchester City at Anfield, writes @JamesPearceEcho
Team news: Confirmed Liverpool line-up against City C Loris Karius starts in goal for Liverpool in today's Premier League meeting with Manchester City at Anfield. The goalkeeper maintains his place in the side as Jürgen Klopp makes three changes to the XI that began the FA Cup win over Everton. Dejan Lovren, who takes the captain’s armband, Mohamed Salah and Georginio Wijnaldum are brought in to face the unbeaten league leaders. Virgil van Dijk has a tight hamstring and is therefore not part of the squad. Liverpool team: Karius, Gomez, Matip, Lovren, Robertson, Can, Wijnaldum, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Mane, Salah, Firmino. Substitutes: Mignolet, Milner, Klavan, Lallana, Ings, Solanke, Alexander-Arnold. http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/first-team/287283-team-news-confirmed-liverpool-line-up-against-city
It is basically the team we would have if VVD had not been signed as Coutinho would have been injured anyway.
Whilst i think we will get beat today because we really needed fords creativity today as mane not in form. (Plus salah in a drought) I do think it is wise to not play vvd today. We are not fighting for the title we are fighting for fourth, loss today will not be the reason we dont get fourth, however take a hiding with vvd in the team so early and the pressure mounts on him so tbh i am happy he is not in the team.
Awwww...lets all just sing Blue Minks song....maybe the boyzone lyrics though since even the original is considered racist now lol